changelog

WOMAN STEPS IN MUD, SUES CITY, AND LOOSES LAWSUIT, GETS POCKET MUD THROWN IN HER FACE BY JUDGE.

6/23/26 - Its kinda crazy that this hasn't been updated since last year. lol sorry. i kinda havent had a strong interest in web development in a while, but i think ive regained at least a little more motivation. heres to getting back into a hyperfixation after like half a year. I added an intro page or whatever its called that takes you to the homepage, which im really proud of :3 i also finally looked into how to make the marquee effect for the news headline look good so now it SHOULD work on all display sizes. if it for some reason doesnt work on your end then uhhh idk hit me up on neocities ig if it bothers you a lot lol. the homepage looks kinda ugly rn because its just a place holder until i figure out what i want to do with it. have a good day.

BUYERS OF NEWLY PUBLISHED PARENTING BOOK ANGRY TO DISCOVER THAT THE BOOK IS ABOUT CAT PARENTING

11/24/25 - i learned how to use git, and i made a github repo for this site!! it has all the files and images that are on my computer, so now i can work on the site from anywhere!! it was a little more complicated than i thought at first, but i think i got the hang of it. also the code editor i use, phoenix code, integrates git really well into the software and makes it really easy to use. big shoutout to phoenix code :3

CARPENTER FIGURES OUT NEW METHOD FOR MAKING HOMES LOOK FANCIER. "They're called popcorn ceilings for a reason!" SAYS CARPENTER WITH HIS MOUTH FULL OF CEILING

11/8/25 - i finally made the extra header thing for the comic page. I made the site for the comic a while ago, but the updated home page just hasnt had a link to it yet. For clarification, the comic thats gonna be on that page is not mine, i cant draw, its for a friend, so keep an eye out if youre interested. Also changed the text alignment of the changelog page because im quirky 🤪

FLORIDA MAN NUMBER TWO BREAKS INTO HOME, SUCKS ON SLEEPING MAN’S TOES, WHO WAS ALSO A FLORIDA MAN. WOW

10/28/25 - ive officially retired the codehs version of the site. It was just getting too hard to manage two hoster, and having to manage files for both and stuff. now the only official version is on neocities, although i did make a neat landing page for the codehs page's close.

FLORIDA MAN SAD THAT HE'S NEVER BEEN IN A NEWS HEADLINE. JUST WAIT TILL HE SEE'S THIS. IT'LL MAKE HIS DAY :)

10/26/25 - made really small changes to the neocities version that wasn't on codehs; itty bitty changes, you could say. Ill work on this more when i have more time

NEWS WRITER GETTING DESPERATE FOR NEWS. "Should I write about my new pants?" SAYS WRITER

10/21/25 - working on more sections for the header. Probably gonna add a section for the comic page, and one for the testing site that i havent used in a while :/ Updated the neocities too so codehs and neocities should be the same

MAN PLAYS GOLF AND IS HAPPY TO DISCOVER THAT HE'S NOT A PARAPLEGIC DESPITE BEING ABLE TO WALK HIS WHOLE LIFE

10/20/25 - Made the extremely simple base html for the changelog, and also the link that takes you to it

MAN GETS SLOWLY EATEN BY ANTS FOR 6 HOURS. "I like to savor my meals." SAYS ANT

10/18/25 - Im making a change log wowza. learned how to do css animations and made the boucing heading animation and the news scroll thing.